But for all his book learnin', he sure hasn't got much in the way of brains.
So would the illustrious Dr. Peter Bohmer put on a clean tie-dyed tee shirt and come on down.
Dr. Peter teaches at The Evergreen State College.
That's the place where a concert recently ended in a riot.
Police officers had rocks hurled at them.
A squad car was overturned, a deputy's computer stolen and a SWAT team was needed to disperse the crowd.
And in the aftermath, we have the overly educated Dr. Peter urging students not to cooperate with any police investigation.
Muttering something about a militarized police state, Dr. Peter is rousing things up by saying rioters shouldn't be arrested and made into scapegoats.
Oh, that Dr. Peter is just such a hoot!
Anyway, for being an economics professor who doesn't know when things don't add up; for trying to encourage lawlessness with a touch of anarchy while re-living his life as a hippy dippy dipstick, take a bow Dr. Peter, because this "Schrammie" is for you.
For those of you still interested in following up on Ken's idea about having the Mariners put together a Dave Niehaus bobblehead night as one way of recognizing his going into the baseball Hall of Fame, here's a link for you to contact the Mariners: seattle.mariners.mlb.com/help
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