Truth be told though, I don't know if said teacher is capable of learning.

Still, I'd like to invite Mrs. Graham, the kindergarten teacher at Yakima's Apple Valley Elementary School, to grab a roll of Charmin and come on down.

It was Mrs. Graham who last week sent one of her student's home with some bodily waste in his backpack.

The little boy's parents found the feces in a clear plastic bag, wrapped up in a brown paper towel.

Mrs. Graham also included a note to the youngster's parents.

The note read: "This little turd was on the floor in my room."

Apparently, the little 5 year old has had some accidents in Mrs. Graham's classroom before.

But this time, she decided to send the evidence home for his parents to examine and discard.

The parents were understandably dismayed and disgusted.

The school district is still looking into the matter.

Well, Mrs. Graham need look no further for my take on all this.

For being one sorry excuse of a teacher; for being vile, unsanitary and just plain stupid, take a bow Mrs. Graham, because this Schrammie - along with a roll of two-ply toilet paper - is for you.