Has Santa's North Pole Gone South?

Intent on transforming the world into a non-meat eating, non-dairy consuming, non-leather wearing utopia, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is using the Christmas theme to spread a little "Holiday Fear."

A risque billboard using Santa as a foil is PETA's newest marketing venture.

Proclaiming that milk can cause impotence, the mental elves at PETA question whether jolly ol' St. Nick can actually get his jollies due to his fondness for all that milk to go with all those cookies.

Those funny, fanatical folks at PETA then conclude that "Soy Brings Joy."

I hate to be the one to break this to you,

but I don't think that is really true.

Soy is sad.

Soy is bad.

Soy won't help you 'be a dad'.

Drinking milk is good for you!

Eating meat is okay too.

And leather helps to keep us warm.

Would you wear shoes made out of corn?

PETA says pigs and chickens, cattle and fish,

should live in harmony, not be served on a dish.

In PETA's world all animals would be our brother.

But in PETA's world, we'd end up eating each other.

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