Story Published:
Dec 8, 2005 at 12:07 PM PDT
Story Updated:
Aug 31, 2006 at 2:09 AM PDT
SEATTLE - It's that damn 25-foot rule.
I mean, sure, I'm going to miss having a smoke at the bar.
Just like I'm going to miss lighting up at the 5-Point Cafe after lunch.
I'll get used to it though. Most smokers eventually will.
But it's that stupid 25-foot part of the no smoking law that is really galling.
I figure that's nothing but 300 inches of pure spite.
It's 762 centimeters of "up yours" from some holier-than-thou non-smokers who decided that tape-measured banishment should be the law of the land.
8 yards of buffer between an door and/or window is just one more way to jerk smokers around.
I think that's what's irritating people like me so much.
It's not that we can't smoke inside bars and restaurants anymore.
I can understand and accept that part.
It's the sense that we've just been flipped off by folks who will now be running around with a Stanley tape measure attached to their belts.
It's the inevitable confrontation with someone who point out that I'm a mere 24 feet from the door, not a full 25.
And me being the polite, well-mannered, easy-going guy I am, will of course just give 'em the foot.
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