BIG trouble, I tell you.

You insensitive sap!

Where'd you get the audacity to set up a whimsical Web site to decide who are the hottest women at Seattle Pacific University?

Matt, Matt, Matt.

You should know that the world is far too politically correct for such antics.

You should've expected your little "contest" to be cited as an example of why SPU coeds have eating disorders.

You should have realized that, as one female student noted, your so-called "attitude" can lead to rape and other violence against women.

Maybe you just didn't understand what you were up against, Matt.

Maybe you figured that because the pictures you used were rather innocent; that because the information you posted about the coeds was often information that they had already posted on the Internet, maybe you were led to think that would help you get away with this stunt.

Uh-uh, Matt.

Did you forget that SPU is a Christian school?

Didn't it dawn on you that Christian girls aren't allowed to be "hot?"

You did a bad thing, Matt.

A very bad thing.

Repent now young man.

And pray you'll be readmitted to the politically correct world we live in.

Want to share your thoughts with Ken Schram? You can e-mail him at kenschram@komo4news.com

And be sure to catch Ken Schram and John Carlson on their new radio show, "THE COMMENTATORS." Airing Monday through Friday, from 10 till noon on KOMO 1000, Ken and John will be delving into news of the day offering their own particular brand of insight and perspective - with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor thrown in for good measure.