Story Published:
Aug 25, 2006 at 6:52 AM PST
Story Updated:
Aug 31, 2006 at 7:36 AM PST
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine
Pizzas."
That and variations on it are the way millions of people learned
to remember the names of the planets in the solar system - Mercury,
Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
The problem is that an international convention of astronomers
decreed Thursday that tiny Pluto no longer meets the definition of
a planet.
What a way to spoil a good mnemonic. Now how will students learn
the planets?
Some possibilities:
-My Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nachos.
-My Very Elderly Mother Just Sits Up Nights.
-Major Volcanoes Erupt, Making Jolts, Shaking, Unsteadying
Nerves.
-Make Very Extraordinary Meals of Jell-O, Strawberries and
Unsalted Nuts.
-Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stare Until Noticed.
-My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude (perhaps this one
is for college lads).
The planetary change also spells trouble for science museums.
The National Air and Space Museum, for example, has a popular
song called "The Family of the Sun," set to the tune of "The
Farmer in the Dell," that children love and which helps them learn
the planets.
Spokesman Mike Marcus said a decision on rewriting it has not
been made yet.
The museum also has a scale model of the solar system outside
that spans the length of the National Mall.
At least cutting planets eliminated fears that the museum model
would have to float new, more distant planets, in the Potomac River
to stay on scale.