Police: Man caught pleasuring self in street attacks officer

SEATTLE, Wash. -- A man caught pleasuring himself in the middle of a Central District intersection early last Friday was arrested for assault after kicking an officer in the head, according to the Seattle Police Department.

According to the police report for the incident, officers were called to the intersection of 14th Avenue and East Marion Street near Seattle University shortly after 2 a.m.

They arrived to find the suspect standing in the street with his pants and underwear around his ankles, actively masturbating, according to the report. The suspect reportedly refused to stop when commanded by officers, saying, "It feels too good."

According to the report, the suspect struggled with officers when they tried to arrest him and kicked one of them in the head.

As he was being walked to the patrol car, the suspect made obscene comments about the mother of one officer and threatened to punch an officer in the genitals, according to the report. Officers understatedly described the suspect as "very uncooperative."

He was booked into King County Jail for investigation of assault. Charges for indecent exposure were requested.

The suspect had a dog with him at the time of the incident. It was taken to an animal shelter. So, if anyone wants to adopt a dog that has definitely seen too much...