Rosie O'Donnell: I'm married, selling art on eBay

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Rosie O'Donnell has announced that she married her fiancée Michelle Rounds in a private ceremony in June, just days before Rounds had surgery to treat desmoid tumors.
The 50-year-old TV personality also said Monday on her blog that she is selling original paintings on eBay to raise money for the Desmoid Tumor Research Foundation.
A spokeswoman for O'Donnell confirmed the nuptials and fundraising efforts.
Rounds was diagnosed with desmoid tumors in June. She and O'Donnell wed in New York June 9, and Rounds underwent surgery June 14. Desmoid tumors occur rarely and can affect almost any area of the body. The tumors can be fatal.
O'Donnell has had health issues of her own. She said Aug. 20 that she recently suffered a heart attack.
The 50-year-old TV personality also said Monday on her blog that she is selling original paintings on eBay to raise money for the Desmoid Tumor Research Foundation.
A spokeswoman for O'Donnell confirmed the nuptials and fundraising efforts.
Rounds was diagnosed with desmoid tumors in June. She and O'Donnell wed in New York June 9, and Rounds underwent surgery June 14. Desmoid tumors occur rarely and can affect almost any area of the body. The tumors can be fatal.
O'Donnell has had health issues of her own. She said Aug. 20 that she recently suffered a heart attack.
Between the heart attacks and tumors, these kids are a walking, talking medical time-bomb waiting to happen.
How is it Rosie manages to land such hot wives? Kelli Carpenter was pretty smokin too, and check out the second future ex-wife. These gals could have their pick of the lesbian litter, and this is where they're hanging their pantyhose?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,626881,00.html
Yeah I'm sure her art is a self portrait known as trash. And as far as her marriage, should I even pretend to care?
Woop dee f---ing dee
Give my cat two weeks in a litter box. THAT'S art.
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Life must be tough when ya can't hold down a job eh Rosie? Hawking yer scat on Ebay? Really?
What's next, Craigslist?
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Heart attacks, and tumors maybe they should have skipped marriage and just checked into a medical facility instead.
Michelle is now married to a tumor, or is that a hemorrhoid?
Ugh.
She might make more money by saying that she is married and will take donations to the charity to keep quiet and out of the headlines/entertainment business.
I hear her "art" is as good as her "comedy."
Ba da Bump! Tisshhhh...
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I can't figure out the attraction. Rounds isn't bad looking,but dang, there are a lot better looking lesbian women out there than Rosie!
 @TheBronze Rounds nightly self-dialogue: "Think of a happy place! Think of a happy place!"
 @TheBronze Ka-CHING!  All about the Benjamins.
@TheBronze I'm sure it's the same attraction Anna Nicole Smith had for the 90 year old oil tycoon. Money!
I like the randomness of the headline. "I'm married, selling art on ebay." Well, I've been married for 21 years and selling my CD on CDBaby.com. I think it's just as good, if not better than any of her art...lol.
She thinks way too highly of herself to think anyone would buy her "art".