Charges: Posing as fat cat, woman squatted in mini-mansions
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SEATTLE -- At 58, Jessica Carde has tried to wear a lot of hats, career-wise: Life coach. Hypnotherapist. "Neurobiofeedback" technician.
Now, King County prosecutors to add a few more - fraud, thief and, they hope, convicted felon.
Prosecutors claim Carde spent the past five years hopping from mini-mansion to mini-mansion across King and Snohomish counties, lying her way into homes and costing their owners hundreds of thousands of dollars. At the same time, Carde is said to have defrauded several lenders after putting herself forward as a rich victim of identity theft.
In charges filed earlier this month, prosecutors contend Carde even pretended to jump start the brain of a stroke victim who loaned her $140,000. When the man's family grew suspicious that her "brain wires" were a total fraud, Carde is alleged to have spread rumors that the man's wife was attempting to kill him while Carde also sought control over his financial affairs.
Carde, whose aliases include Jessica Hartman, Juanita Hofseth-Lammer and Juanita Frye, is alleged to have bilked at least seven people and three banks since 2006. Still at large, she now faces 12 felony counts, including four first-degree theft charges.
Asking that Carde be held on $150,000 bail, Deputy Prosecutor Hugo Torres said Carde wrongly accused at least five other people of committing crimes. One man accused by Carde of threatening her life was arrested and investigated before his name was cleared.
Citing a lengthy profile published in Seattle Weekly, Torres said Carde was once accused of kidnapping her own children during the late 1980s. The article shows Carde was not convicted of a crime in the purported custodial kidnapping.
Writing the court in charging papers, Department of Financial Institutions investigator Steven Sherman said Carde spent the past five years posing as a wealthy potential buyer to move into luxury homes around King County.
Her activities drew a stream of civil lawsuits and judgments, as well as the attention of at least two state agencies and the King County Prosecutor's Office. Sherman credited a Prosecutor's Office mortgage fraud investigator and a state Department of Health agent with driving the criminal investigation.
Illusion of wealth held key to mansions
Carde and her husband had been living in $650,000 home until they were foreclosed on in 2006. Since then, Carde is alleged to have weaseled her way into a series of luxury homes in Western Washington.
To do so, Carde presented herself as a well-to-do business owner with a significant line of credit who was interested in buying a home, Sherman told the court. But when the time came to make a down payment, Carde claimed to have had her identity stolen before pushing toward a lease-purchase agreement.
Lease-purchase agreements - also known as rent-to-buy plans - allow a would-be buyer to make payments to the homeowner overtime. After the agreed amount of money is paid, the home is signed over to the tenant.
Armed with letters showing her to be pre-qualified for a mortgage, Carde is alleged to have targeted upscale homes in the region. She is also said to have tricked private lenders into loaning her money, which she used, Sherman claimed, "to support her lifestyle and … maintain the illusion that she was wealthy."
While she made initial payments in several cases, Carde never intended to honor the agreements she struck with the homeowners, Sherman told the court. Nor did she willingly leave.
Facing eviction, Carde retaliated against those whom she was defrauding by making false police reports, the investigator told the court. She accused one man of threatening to kill her and another of attempting to burn a house down around her.
'Brain wires' and lies
Carde's fraud spree is alleged to have begun in March 2006, when she approached the owner of a $2.5 million home in Preston.
Having met Carde days before, the home owner returned from a weekend trip to Mexico to find Carde had moved into his home during his absence, Sherman said in court documents. Alarmed, the man nonetheless signed a $12,000-a-month lease agreement with Carde; she ultimately paid $2,000 to $4,000 during the eight months she spent at the house before being evicted.
Finding herself in need of cash, Carde sought a personal loan. Doing so, Carde is alleged to have printed up business cards describing her, in part, as an "international speaker, trainer and consultant, personal/professional/executive life coach, neurobiofeedback technician/brain wave specialist, mediation specialist, health educator and instructor."
Carde received the loan from a wealthy man, which she subsequently refused to repay, Sherman told the court. All told, Carde is alleged to have taken $142,100 from the man; she repaid $2,525 of the loan.
In March 2010, Carde's lender suffered a severe stroke. Carde - the self-described "brain wave specialist" - offered to help.
"She said she could cure (him) with 'brain wires' and convinced his wife … to let her try," Sherman told the court. "Carde placed electrodes on (his) head to 'blast the clot' away."
Carde told the man's family he was still "a genius" in half his brain. A relative told investigators Carde's machine simply showed a start screen.
Confronted by the man's family, Carde attempted to obtain a power of attorney agreement giving her control over his finances, according to charging papers. Carde is alleged to have told staff at the man's nursing home that his wife wanted to kill him; Carde was ultimately banned from the facility.
As it turned out, that was not the first time Carde posed as a medical professional. She was previously convicted of practicing medicine without a license; at the time, she was posing as a hypnotherapist and counselor.
Investigators claim woman sought loans to support scheme
While defrauding that man, Carde repeated her earlier scheme and moved into a $1.5 million North Bend home, Sherman told the court. Signing a lease-purchase agreement in January 2007, Carde is alleged to have lived in that Uplands housing development home for 18 months; she paid $5,500 to the owner before she was again evicted.
Sherman told the court Carde also made false claims in 2008 to a "turn down" mortgage lender while seeking to buy the North Bend home. The lender specialized in extending loans to homebuyers denied mortgages elsewhere.
Prosecutors claim Carde also bilked another man while living at the North Bend home. According to charging documents, she secured a $25,000 "bridge loan" which she has yet to repay.
Carde's stay cost the homeowners $400,000, Sherman told the court. The owners won a civil judgment against Carde, which remains unpaid.
Having been evicted, Carde moved into another, more expensive home located in the North Bend development. That home, valued at $2.4 million, was also for sale at the time.
According to charging papers, Carde convinced the homeowner and his wife - a former real estate agent - that she had a $3 million line of credit and ultimately got them to agree to a lease-purchase agreement similar to those she'd used elsewhere.
Carde lived in the home for six months before she was again evicted, Sherman told the court. The lost rent alone cost the homeowners $36,000.
Prosecutors seek prison; Carde at large
Prosecutors contend Carde repeated the scheme four more times, bilking homeowners in North Bend, Kirkland and Woodinville. One man turned down four other offers on his home after Carde arrived in a late-model Mercedes SUV; Carde is alleged to have told another homeowner her husband was dying of Guillian-Barre syndrome.
Prosecutors filed charges against Carde on March 11. She has been charged with four counts of first-degree theft, three counts of mortgage fraud, two counts of securities fraud, two counts of second-degree theft and one count of attempted first-degree theft.
While many of the alleged crimes occurred outside the statute of limitations set for such crimes, prosecutors contend each was part of an ongoing scheme that only ended in November. While the issue will likely be litigated, prosecutors are allowed to charge older crimes if they are part of a continuing criminal plan.
Carde remains at large.
Since she's still at large, wouldn't it be more useful to have a picture of her face instead of one of the houses she was staying at?
It's sad. Sad that so many people willing to help a liar and a cheat that when there is someone out there who REALLY needs help, they get shafted.
I hope this sleezeball is caught and brought to justice.
I also hope that the people who got scammed will know that they should NEVER judge a book by it's cover.
The thing is that people were stupid enough to give her money and let her stay in their homes. How dumb can you be? She is a piece of crap for what she did, but the victims were just stupid.
There's a sucker born every minute. Not really a criminal crime, should just be a civil crime. The effected can sue her and try to recover their losses. Maybe they'll be a little smarter next time.
I looked this woman up using her alias Juanita Hofseth-Lammer and found the article published in 2011 by Seattle Weekly. This woman has really wrecked some lives.
why was she posing as a fat cat? Seeing she is at lrage why no picture? I 'd like to see her cat suit.
Still at large with 12 felony counts against her. Amazing. Wonder what type of plea deal she'll get.
I really don't want to have to support this sleaze while she's incarcerated-she should be forced to live in a homeless shelter and made to work in a soup kitchen till her time is up.
Another person that feels the world owes her something. To bad she didn't use her talents to GO TO SCHOOL AND MAKE SOMETHING OF HERSELF.
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It's time she start a long stent in the Mini Mansion called the Jailhouse.
Can't wait for the movie!
Here is a picture of her using one of her other names.  http://thehypnotistsconvention.ning.com/m/profile?screenName=rg6id39eil05
A photo of this con artist would help.
What a nutcase. Crafty, but a nutcase...don't know how she can sleep at night...Where's the picture of this grifter or should I say Fat Cat ?Â
"life coach." Â shocker.
Sounds like the big banks should hire her as a vice president. Chase you out there?
Wow, defrauding people is one thing - falsely accusing people of things like attempted murder is completely psychopathic.  I bet there is some narcissistic personality disorder in there as well.
Yay, more freeloaders taking things that don't belong to them. Â The new American dream.
Too bad the old ways are not still prevalent. I would cut out her lying tongue.
If you click on the pictures, the first one says it's a "Kirkland home". Last time I checked, Mount Si wasn't in Kirkland.Â
@TheNewsChick Ha! Read that as she wore a catsuit and took photos in mansions.
as Madeline Kahn said...."oh, so you're a bullsht artist"
@seattlenativemikeStand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Wow.
I will add, that a picture of her would have been helpful to...
a) maybe turn her in and...
b) know to stay far far far away!
Komo, please show this frauds picture so people know what she looks like and can notify authorities when she shows her face. Now , charge her, and throw her butt in the pen , and let her start paying her debt to society for all the scams she has pulled.
I don't really care about the money lost for those over priced 'mansions' that look like pop up houses for the creative impaired. It's like, if you have that kind of money at least build something interesting good god. As for posing as a medical professional - wrong. It just goes to show that the inequalities in this system are creating more criminals because they are desperate to succeed. My heart goes out to this broken woman and that poor man who got his head zapped.Â
@Sea07Â
Have you read the article in The Weekly? Do you understand the extent of the damage she has caused to everyone she vicitmized? You act like it's "no big deal" - but to those she harmed, it IS a big deal. Peopl have been forced into bankruptcy, have lost their homes & their livelhoods. How is that sort of dameage, on the scale she has perpatrated, "no big deal"?
You criticize people for what they chose to build as their home. When did you become the final authority on what a person's house looks like? It;'s THEIR house, they can buold whatever is legally allowed - it is THEIR dream, not yours.
Even worse, in the comments section on the story in The Weekly, she has created 7 different accounts, and posted MANY very lengthy comments about how she is being defamed, cyberbillied, slandered, libilled, and how she is yet a gaain a voictim because of this.
@LocalLady Ya, it's pretty shocking when people today don't even care about crimes. We had a break-in two months ago. All my wifes jewelry - everything I've ever given her, stuff from her grandmother, etc. - gone. Plus thousands of dollars of other stuff. Yet it's treated as if it's "no big deal" nowadays because it's so common.Â
How can someone post that they are concerned about people starving when this very ambivalence creates a society of thieves and criminals? It's so backwards.
@AuburnGuy @LocalLady I think it's easy it's easy to dismiss property crimes because of insurance that you should have had and that no one is injured. I would rather have a murdered locked in jail, for instance, than this woman.
I think the most appropriate punishment is to have her be required to have a job and start paying back the victims. But, if you do that, it really just creates a slave class which is a slippery slope.
@Sea07 I hold a very different opinion than you.  There are plenty of quacks with legitimate credentials, but property crime goes too often not punished. In this case, however, the biggest crimes were committed against her early husband and own two sons.(read the weekly article)
@cheekygesturton @Sea07 It's okay if you hold a different opinion than me. I just don't care about petty scams. What I care about are the millions of people on this planet going without food while others are arguing over losing a months rent. As for her children, I have not seen anything in that regard. I will look up the weekly's article.Â
did they have a discovery pass maybe they thought it was a park
@mikewhitmore Every time I read that headline, I picture a woman in a fat cat costume.
@ImeldaDulcichPR @mikewhitmore Yeah I was wondering what the fat cat bit was all about. LOL!
@ImeldaDulcichPR Sitting in a huge litter box. :-)
@mikewhitmore It's so interesting. Think about all the deceit.
read this about her...http://www.seattleweekly.com/2011-05-11/news/homewrecker-8232/
Its too bad she couldn't have used her brains and ingenuity in legally. Â
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/05/homewrecker_meet_seattles_most.php
Wow Funny Girl and Hypster
Pretty funny. Not really doing anything different than bankers or wall street execs do every day. Its capitalism. Any way you make money is fine with capitalism. Also funny that they catch these little people, but the big fish never seem to get caught.
Narcissists like her deserve to have their face in the news.
Well, actually, after reading the Weekly article, Â she should be behind bars:
http://www.seattleweekly.com/2011-05-11/news/homewrecker-8232/
after reading the article, read the comments. Â She's actually arguing, using numerous identities. Wow.
@cheekygesturton Do you see some of the comments??? Unbelievable!
@Nancybratt Especially that ones that appear to be Jessica herself (using 7 differebt aliases).
She's a little hustler. Thinks you can be crooked and cut all these corners and scamming people. Well you've been found out now! Hopefully they catch her and lock her up and be sure to keep up the public humiliation of her to expose her "facade."
What a menace!
Bottom line, they might be watching you so behave youself Ms. Carde