Police: Public self-gratification is bank robber’s undoing
A man’s bout of public self-gratification was his undoing when a passerby complained about him to officers, who identified him as the man who robbed a Capitol Hill Bank the night before, according to the Seattle Police Department.
At 5:30 p.m. on New Year’s Eve, the man walked into the US Bank near Broadway and East John Street and handed the teller a note that said he had a bomb and wanted cash, according to police.
The man got away with the cash before officers arrived, but they were able to get his picture from the bank’s surveillance cameras.
The next day a woman flagged down officers to report a man "having a good time with himself" in the entryway of a car dealership near 11th and Pike.
Officers found the man, who said he wasn’t "playing with himself," just trying to hide money in his pants, according to police.
Officers arrested the man after recognizing him from the bank’s surveillance images and found money stuffed in his pockets and the soles of his shoes.
The man was booked into King County Jail for investigation of robbery.
At 5:30 p.m. on New Year’s Eve, the man walked into the US Bank near Broadway and East John Street and handed the teller a note that said he had a bomb and wanted cash, according to police.
The man got away with the cash before officers arrived, but they were able to get his picture from the bank’s surveillance cameras.
The next day a woman flagged down officers to report a man "having a good time with himself" in the entryway of a car dealership near 11th and Pike.
Officers found the man, who said he wasn’t "playing with himself," just trying to hide money in his pants, according to police.
Officers arrested the man after recognizing him from the bank’s surveillance images and found money stuffed in his pockets and the soles of his shoes.
The man was booked into King County Jail for investigation of robbery.
Is this the guy who has been arrested like 80 times for public gratification?
Well now I know why there is such a term as "money laundering"Â Â His bulge got him busted!
Life just gets stranger and stranger. I wonder if this is what the Mayans meant?
@Glassman Or something like it...
I wonder if the bank will want "that" money back?
Idiot
Well this story certainly set up the possibility to violate the "keep it clean" rule!
What a jerk off!!! hahahahahaha
new form of "tarred and feathered"
I guess the jerk-wad (excuse the pun) didn't want to pay someone to do if for him so he just paid himself!
Name and mugshot?
 @TheTruncheon The story doesn't say he been charged yet. Â
Really, he wasn't paying pocket pool. He was at the dealer for a lube job!
It was Monica Lewinski who got a wad of Bills.
 @sorbothegeek ...or Bill's wad??
 @Controlled-Insanity Doh I forgot the possessive "s". Punctuation rules. Then again Punctuation, rules! :-)
Thanks, Mrs. Kravitz!
Yep, he was having a good time.
manhandling his wad of...
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cash.
Is that a stack of bills? Or are you just happy to see me?
24 hours later and still trying to escape Capitol Hill island..
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...to be continued.
What a jerk!
 @Opus8no5 Hey-yo!
ROFL!