Do you recognize this downtown Seattle bank robber?
SEATTLE -- Police are looking for the man who allegedly robbed a downtown Seattle bank Thursday morning.
According to the Seattle Police Department, a man wearing sunglasses and possibly a Captain America T-shirt walked into the KeyBank near Second Avenue and Columbia Street around 9:20 a.m., threatened a clerk and demanded money.
He didn't get any money and was last seen running off on foot carrying a package under his arm, according to police.
Surveillance footage capture an alleged bank robber at the downtown Seattle KeyBank on Thursday. (Courtesy of Seattle Police Department)
If he didn't get any money, then technically he didn't rob the bank. Duh. Failed robbery, failed article.
Another one for the front cover of Loser Magazine. Maybe after Ryan Leaf has his turn there.
Gee - another "hat & sunglasses" robber.
Gee - what's the common denominator there?
Gee - when are banks gonna learn not to allow people with headgear and/or sunglasses in their banks????
I don't get it.
He didnt rob a bank unless he got money. This was an attempted bank robbery at the most.
"Give Me The Money!!" "Sir, I don't think so. You don't even have a gun! Do you have an account here?" "What, no!" "Well then you need to fill out this paperwork" "I SAID, Give me your money!" "I don't think so, you need a shower and you look funny" "Gah!!" out the door he goes.Â
He wouldn't be on the news for "Robbing a Bank" if he were a Politician, they all do that on a regular basis.Â
If I knew this career loser, I wouldn't admit it. Â At least he didn't trip and break something on the way out. Â
Pretty good pic!
Huh. Mom didn't say anything to me about Dad getting out of the joint but there he is.
"allegedly robbed" "He didn't get any money" what did he get? one of those pens they chain to the desks?
Homer Simpson?
Idiot. He should know the best way to rob a bank is to own one.Â
If it were a red hat and red striped shirt I'd guess Waldo...
At first glance I thought it was Clay from SOA. Â Probably not though....Â
@JusticeSeeker Bwhahahaha good thought... Clay is taller this guy looks like Elmer Fud
@JusticeSeeker A bit thinner in the face, But I thought the same thing.