Victim of cocaine sex party attack: It all makes sense
SEATTLE -- Despite the victim's repeated claims to the contrary, nothing about the following tale of a cocaine sex party, an assault and a potentially fake fiancee makes any sense whatsoever.
Seattle Police Department Officer Travis Testerman showed up at the UW Medical Center on Saturday and met with the victim's girlfriend in the lobby. She said her boyfriend had been assaulted by a group of unknown men.
The victim, who had blood all over his face and multiple facial fractures, said he didn't want police involvement, but his girlfriend convinced him to make a report.
According to that report, the victim told Testerman the following account.
His girlfriend was having a get-together Friday night at her house in the 9500 block of Interlake Avenue North. He showed up with a friend around 8 p.m.
Two hours later, the victim's friend was getting irritable, so the victim agreed to ride the bus back to Ballard with him.
When they got to his friend's apartment on 24th Avenue Northwest, there were three men and a woman doing cocaine, which made the victim uncomfortable.
The woman left, and the victim wanted to leave shortly thereafter because the three remaining men started making statements about sexual acts and blocked the door.
The victim told the men nothing like that was going to happen, at which point they started punching and kicking him. The victim was unsure if his friend participated in the attack.
The victim managed to grab a random set of car keys and escape the apartment. He started hitting buttons on the key fob until he saw some car lights blink.
He got into the car and drove it back to his girlfriend's house.
After this account, the victim became unable or unwilling to provide any more details, possibly due to some pain medication he had been administered, according to the report.
Officers went to the victim's girlfriend's house and retrieved the mystery keys.
Back at the hospital, the victim kept insisting he didn't want police involvement and just wanted to forget the whole thing despite his girlfriend's pleas to cooperate.
Finally, the victim told officers the car belongs to a girl he knows, and he would text her to come pick it up, according to the report.
While officers waited for the car's owner to call the victim back, the victim's girlfriend made the following statement.
The victim left her party around 10 p.m., but she got a call two hours later asking if he could come back. She said he sounded odd and mentioned that his friend had "made a pass" at him.
He got back to her house around 1 a.m. covered in blood. While she cleaned him up in the bathroom, he kept mumbling about being beat up by his friend and three other men and also about them trying to get his clothes off.
The victim told her the keys were for his car.
After the girlfriend's statement, the car's actual owner called back and spoke to Testerman.
According to the report, the car's owner immediately wanted to know if the victim was in trouble or had been arrested and also where her car was.
She said she had been in Mill Creek all night, and the victim had her car all Friday.
Furthermore, she revealed she and the victim are engaged.
After Testerman spoke with the car's owner, the victim immediately wanted to know what she said. After making sure the victim was sure he wanted to hear that even with his girlfriend in the room, he told the victim the car's owner claimed to be his fiancee.
According to the report, the victim started laughing, saying he broke up with her four months ago. At that point, he stopped answering any questions, only repeating that "it all made sense now."
It clearly did not.
Nice story KOMO. Boring day for news? I am sure there was something out there better than this
Crazy story. I disagree with @bagsofdirt. It's nice to read something other than bad news. This was lighthearted and amusing.
@justsayin lol... well that's good. what would it say about you if agreed with bags of dirt?
so what is this story about???
KOMO.....going down the tubes.
Obviously Michael Harthorne is a rookie reporter and komo felt sorry for him and decided to print a  trash story like this. Why in the world would anybody care about this stupid "victim" story for who I have 0 sympathy for because this "not victim" hangs out with people who know people who do cocaine so why is it news that somebody got beat up by drug users? This happens every day!
@commentator Mr. Hawthorne gives us some of our more lighter moments.  He's a good sport. So maybe chill a little, eh?
The feeling I got when I was done reading this is how I used to feel when I was addicted temporarily to All My Children in the late 80's and an episode would end...like I'd watched an interesting train wreck and questioning what the next installment would be.
@Thunder "Jack" of AMC has not aged a day in 30 years, I swear.  Don't ask me how I know that.
33 comments and not 1 person has quoted Dave Chappelle doing his Rick James? Shameful performance people.
E hollywood news now on KOMO? good god
So he is saying he left his girlfriends and went home with a guy and there were three guys at the other guys place and a girl but she left leaving only guys at the apartment and they wanted to rape his ass and he got beat up for saying NO. He then left by grabbing keys ran outside and took a car to get out of the neighborhood? Is that pretty much it?
@32jim2Â Sounds like the owner of the car was going for "pay back" via some male friends - and clearly she did NOT spend the night in Mill Creek!
I'm glad I left cocaine back in the 80's were it belongs.... Echhhh... nasty stuff
Sounds legit...
Wow dude, the ladies in your life have a rather strange sense of a good time...
Sounds like a bunch of lies to me.
Was the "victim" Dr Roxo the Rock and Roll Clown?
Oh how IÂ love my life :D
Poor Justin Bieber.... he's having a hell of a month! LOL!
Cannot believe I just read that entire thing. Â But boy, does my life seem thankfully mundane!
Dammit, @MichaelHarthorne .  :p  Â
I get it classic setup by spurned ex.
Dude needs to tie his shoe laces cuz he be trippin'!
-------He needs to pack a bag, cuz he's trippin,
I'm guessing he thinks that whatever happened was set up by the ex(?)-fiancee. That's what probably started making sense to him at some point.
HUH??
"Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!" - Tyrone Biggums
So, now that KOMO has had their laughs...
Was Jay Cutler there? My dad says he kinda sucks but might be good someday.
@Hachee_Bungwhy I'm either missing something, or this is the most non-squitur comment I've ever read.
@MichaelHarthorne It's a quote from a South Park episode. Kind of a non-sequitur, but the episode invloves the kids becoming rock stars from playing Guitar Hero, and hedonism ensues...
my head hurts, hasn't Tiger learned his lesson?
Huh.
I guess I'm not as messed up as I thought.
Is this a soap opera, the latest "reality" show plot or the news? Â Dude be shady!! Â Both girls should dump him.
Man, Michael Harthorne, you get all the crazy stories.Â
@NW-Economist Yeah, it's a pretty good gig.
This victim must be quite the stud!! One girl he broke up with four months ago is his fiancee, one girl is his current girlfriend, and four guys wanted to make him their sex toy! I have never been so grateful to be so ugly!
Yeah, it does make sense -- there are a bunch of F-ed up people in this world!
wow, that is an interesting article to read... definitely needs names
Um...what was all that convoluted stuff I just read?
Who cares?
Not sure any of this needed to be made public. I mean, it is a personal drama and is only being told for it lurid sounding content. I regret clicking into it, but wtf did it need to be reported for? Are we so bored we need to know this kind of crap? Is there no actual news to report?
"Cocaine Sex Party" Â was a New Wave band back in the 80's, I believe.
The victim then began to grind his teeth and tell everyone his solution to the Middle East in a rapid manner, pausing only to light a cigarette with the last one. And sniffled a lot.
Correction: CSP was a punk band from SF. Their big hit was, " B/** Me, (two-part vulgarity)."
Referring, of course, to cocaine.