Judge tells verbose lawyer to make it snappy

Judge tells verbose lawyer to make it snappy

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Story Published: Jul 7, 2008 at 4:59 PM PDT

Story Updated: Nov 20, 2008 at 10:48 PM PDT

By Associated Press

TACOMA, Wash. (AP) - A federal judge in Tacoma has told a lawyer he needs to make it snappy.

Judge Ronald Leighton balked at a 465-page lawsuit that made its way onto his desk. He invoked a rarely used rule that requires a "short and plain statement" of allegations.

The title of the racketeering lawsuit filed by attorney Dean Browning Webb was eight pages long.

The judge issued his order in a limerick:

"Plaintiff has a great deal to say,

But it seems he skipped Rule 8(a).

His Complaint is too long,

Which renders it wrong,

Please rewrite and refile today."

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