Have you seen Kirkland's 'Mustachioed Bandit?'
Police are on the look out for a man wearing a ridiculous fake mustache who allegedly robbed a Kirkland Chase Bank Tuesday.
Nicknamed "the Mustachioed Bandit," the man robbed the bank inside the Red Apple Market on 132nd Avenue Northeast at 3:30 p.m. before escaping in a green minivan, according to the FBI Seattle Safe Streets Task Force.
The man is in his 20s and believed to be armed, according to the Task Force.
Anyone with information regarding the Mustachioed Bandit is asked to call the FBI at 206.622.0460.
Actor Bob Hoskins circa "Super Mario Bros." better start working on his alibi.
When are banks gonna learn.
Weird. Google Earth can get a detailed picture of my house from outer freaking SPACE, that's so clear you can see a speck of grime on my Harley's pipes, yet a surveillance camera can't get ANY detail from 20 feet away. Technology is amazing.
Yeah, it's Rex Velvet......
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"itsa me, Mario!"
It'sa Me, Mario!
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The green quasi-pipe-shaped van is just a bonus.
 @rwthw Ha. Good point about the van.
The ridiculous fake mustache is working, if that is all you can give to go on. This photo only shows that he seems to dress well, but nothing else.Â
This photograph is about as useful as a 3 year old child's drawing of the guy. I can't believe there isn't a better view of him.