SEATTLE -- I hear from them every day.

People who are thoroughly convinced that Barack Obama should not be elected president of these here United States.

I’m sure they're thoughtful people who are of above average intelligence.

I’m sure of that because they've managed to uncover a conspiracy of unprecedented proportions.

I’m not sure how the FBI, Congress and Bill O'Reilly have managed to miss it all.

They obviously lack the resources of the folks who say they have proof of the following:

-A former Pennsylvania deputy attorney general maintains that Obama's paternal grandmother says the senator was born in Kenya, not Hawaii, which proves he's not a U.S. citizen.

-A Colorado minister has developed a theory for why Obama is a closeted Muslim extremist who is actually running as "The Jihad Candidate."

-Numerous people have notified me that they heard from a friend of their mother's aunt, who heard it from a cousin of his ex-wife, that Obama once said the American flag is a symbol of oppression, which is why he sometimes won't wear a lapel pin.

Of course, the liberal U.S. media has been complicit in keeping these facts from the American people.

I, for one, cannot understand why those commie, pinko, bed-wetting reporters don't take those real Americans more seriously.

Just goes to show you.

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